Is this life?
Σάββατο, Φεβρουαρίου 23, 2008
Δευτέρα, Φεβρουαρίου 11, 2008
Μεσούσης της Εξεταστικής "Always Look on the Bright Side of Life"
Some things in life are bad,
They can really make you mad,
Other things just make you swear and curse,
When you're chewing life's gristle,
Don't grumble,
Give a whistle
And this'll help things turn out for the best.
And...
Always look on the bright side of life.
Always look on the light side of life.
If life seems jolly rotten,
There's something you've forgotten,
And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing.
When you're feeling in the dumps,
Don't be silly chumps.
Just purse your lips and whistle.
That's the thing.
And...
Always look on the bright side of life.
Always look on the right side of life,
For life is quite absurd
And death's the final word.
You must always face the curtain with a bow.
Forget about your sin.
Give the audience a grin.
Enjoy it. It's your last chance, anyhow.
So,...
Always look on the bright side of death,
Just before you draw your terminal breath.
Life's a piece of shit,
When you look at it.
Life's a laugh and death's a joke it's true.
You'll see it's all a show.
Keep 'em laughing as you go.
Just remember that the last laugh is on you.
And...
Always look on the bright side of life.
Always look on the right side of life.
Always look on the bright side of life!
Always look on the bright side of life!
Always look on the bright side of life!
Always look on the bright side of life!
They can really make you mad,
Other things just make you swear and curse,
When you're chewing life's gristle,
Don't grumble,
Give a whistle
And this'll help things turn out for the best.
And...
Always look on the bright side of life.
Always look on the light side of life.
If life seems jolly rotten,
There's something you've forgotten,
And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing.
When you're feeling in the dumps,
Don't be silly chumps.
Just purse your lips and whistle.
That's the thing.
And...
Always look on the bright side of life.
Always look on the right side of life,
For life is quite absurd
And death's the final word.
You must always face the curtain with a bow.
Forget about your sin.
Give the audience a grin.
Enjoy it. It's your last chance, anyhow.
So,...
Always look on the bright side of death,
Just before you draw your terminal breath.
Life's a piece of shit,
When you look at it.
Life's a laugh and death's a joke it's true.
You'll see it's all a show.
Keep 'em laughing as you go.
Just remember that the last laugh is on you.
And...
Always look on the bright side of life.
Always look on the right side of life.
Always look on the bright side of life!
Always look on the bright side of life!
Always look on the bright side of life!
Always look on the bright side of life!
Κυριακή, Φεβρουαρίου 03, 2008
Am I a pc addicted?
Είμαι στα αλήθεια εθισμένος; Αλλά εσύ τί θα νόμιζες πως θα ήσουν,
αν,
- μιλάς με τα άτομα που είναι σε ακτίνα πάνω από δύο μέτρα μόνο με msn και skype?
- θες να ζητήσεις μια καραμέλα από τον διπλανό σου και το πρώτο πράγμα που σκέφτεσαι είναι να του ζητήσεις να στη στείλει με e-mail ή μέσω skype;
- διαβάζεις ένα βιβλίο, θυμάσαι μια φράση σε προηγούμενη σελίδα, θες να την βρεις και ψάχνεις το ctrl+F για να κάνεις search;
- χάνεις κάτι μέσα στο σπίτι σου και το πρώτο πράγμα που σκέφτεσαι είναι να πατήσεις ctrl ctrl για να το ψάξεις στο google desktop;
- διαβάζεις κάτι στον υπολογιστή, θες να το αντιγράψεις σε ένα χαρτί και πας και κάνεις ctrl+c (copy) για να κάνεις μετά ctrl+v (paste) στην κόλα Α4 που έχεις πάνω στο γραφείο σου;
Γιατρέ πόσο σοβαρή είναι η περίπτωσή μου, και τί μου προτείνετε;
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